The good gobblers

Published in The Jellied Eel Winter 2013 Issue 41 and online:

Kelly Bronze turkeys, The Jellied Eel

Will the bird you tuck into this Christmas do you proud for its wellbeing and not just its weight? Qin Xie visits a free-range London farm to talk the proverbial.

Paying over £60 for a five kilo turkey may seem an awfully large sum to append to the already belt-tightening Christmas bill, but that’s the sort of price that Kelly Bronze has been commanding for its turkeys for more than 40 years.

Derek Kelly started his free-range turkey business back in the early 1970s. From the very beginning, he says, he wanted to concentrate on the flavour and texture of the meat rather than profit margins. In the years before he took to turkey farming, the bronze breed had been gradually falling out of favour – mainly because their feathers left rather unsightly stubs on the skin which looked a lot less appetising in comparison to the seemingly clean cut white turkey. With falling demand, the bronze turkeys were nearing extinction when Derek made it his business to save this tasty breed, and from there created the Kelly Bronze.

The difference starts with the slow rearing. A standard commercial turkey takes just 10 weeks to reach the saleable weight of 5kg, while the Kelly Bronze needs around six months. Operating as a hatchery as well as a farm, this business is involved in the entire life-cycle of the turkey – everything from artificial insemination to slaughter. However, it’s only when they are released into the ‘wild’ after five weeks, that the difference between a Kelly Bronze turkey and a standard commercial turkey really shows, says David. The turkeys are allowed to forage for their own food in acres of land for the next few months, though locally-grown feed is also provided daily to supplement their diet.

The Kellys believe that it’s this slow rearing that allow the turkeys to fully mature and create a marbling of fat in the meat, similar to that of the famous Wagyu beef, from the Japanese breed genetically predisposed to intense marbling. That’s why Paul Kelly, Derek’s son and now the managing director at Kelly Bronze, says their turkeys are basically self-basting. “All you need to do is roast the bird breast side down for the first hour or so and then turn it over to finish.” The fat also helps the turkey to cook quicker with the average bird being ready to carve in around two hours.

There are other things that help improve the flavour too. The turkeys are killed in the on-site abattoir before being dry-plucked by hand. It’s a slower process, but one which allows the birds to be hung to age like beef for up to five weeks. The long and slow ageing makes the meat more tender and helps gamey flavours to develop. The turkeys are eviscerated (gutted) after hanging, before being packed and shipped to their final destination.

The heritage breeding, free-range rearing, slow maturing, hand plucking and long ageing all add to the cost of the turkey. At £12.50/kg, the price may seem staggering compared to a water-chilled frozen turkey that can cost as little as £2.90/kg. But that’s the price you pay for quality and a bird you won’t be ashamed to have as your centrepiece. Perhaps that’s why the Kellys’ favourite quote is John Ruskin’s: “There is hardly anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse and sell a little cheaper, and the people who consider price only, are this man’s lawful prey.”

Christmas food quiz

Published on The Times website on 14th December 2010:

Think you’re a foodie? Try our festive food quiz and test your seasonal knowledge

1. Which of the following isn’t traditionally served at Christmas?

a) Stollen
b) Panettone
c) Pumpkin pie

2. From which part of the cinnamon plant is the spice extracted?

a) The bark
b) The seeds
c) The roots

3. What do the Danish call Danish pastries?

a) Viennese bread
b) Danish pastries
c) French pastries

4. In the 17th century, who made the eating of mince pies illegal in  Britain?

a) King Charles I
b) King Charles II
c) Oliver Cromwell

5. What are capers?

a) A variety of shellfish
b) Seeds from a fruit
c) Flower buds from the caper tree

6. These lyrics are from which Christmas song?

“Everybody knows a turkey and mistletoe, help to make the season bright”.

7. Which of the following fruits has the highest sugar content?

a) Honeydew melons
b) Strawberries
c) Blueberries

8. Which of these is not an edible wildflower?

a) Dandelion
b) Cornflower
c) Buttercup

9. Which is the driest type of sherry?

a) Manzanilla
b) Fino
c) Oloroso

10. What is Kopi Luwak?

a) A pre-dining ritual in Japan
b) Civet coffee
c) A Malaysian fish dish

11. What is traditionally made on Stir-up Sunday?

a) Sticky toffee pudding
b) Rice pudding
c) Christmas pudding

12. What is the oldest restaurant in London?

13. Which of the following sauces contains tamarind?

a) Ketchup
b) Worcestershire sauce
c) Brown sauce

14. Which part of a cow is brisket from?

a) Front
b) Middle
c) Back

15. Bishop, glögg and glühwein are all variety of what Christmas drink?

16. In which county does “cheese rolling” take place?

a) Ayrshire
b) Gloucestershire
c) Berkshire

17. Which of the following is not a type of pasta?

a) Bucatini
b) Carnaroli
c) Ditalini

18. What was the cookbook in the foodie movie, “Julie & Julia”?

19. Which of these celebrity chefs famously cooked up a ten-bird roast?

a) Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall
b) Jean-Christophe Novelli
c) Heston Blumenthal

20. What was the candy on the minds of the children in the poem “A visit  from Saint Nicholas (Twas the Night before Christmas)”?

a) Sugar plums
b) Humbugs
c) Bon bons

21. Mayonnaise, mustard and mint sauce are also known as condiments. What are  jams, chutneys and curds also known as?

22. Which of the following is not a cheese?

a) Bonchester
b) Wigmore
c) Coupe

23. What is the seaweed used to wrap sushi?

a) Nori
b) Dulse
c) Wakame

24. Which famous cookery writer wrote a book on household management?

25. Bratwurst, chorizo and boerewors are all…?

Qin Xie writes about food on her blog: In Pursuit of Food


1. c) Pumpkin pie. 2. a) The bark. 3. a) Viennese bread. 4. c) Oliver  Cromwell. 5. c) Flower buds from the caper tree. 6. The Christmas Song  (Chestnuts roasting over an open fire). 7. c) Blueberries. 8. c) Buttercup.  9. b) Fino. 10. b) Civet coffee. 11. c) Christmas pudding. 12. Rules. 13. c)  Brown sauce. 14. a) Front. 15. Mulled wine. 16. b) Gloucestershire. 17. b)  Carnaroli. 18. Mastering the Art of French Cooking. 19. a) Hugh  Fearnley-Whittingstall. 20. a) Sugar plums. 21. Preserves. 22. c) Coupe. 23.  a) Nori. 24. Mrs Beeton. 25. Sausages.